Baby Toucher 

A person who places his/her fingers where babies make bathroom fun.

1)You damn baby toucher, if I ever catch you touching my son in his cornhole again I will eat your face.
2)Charles Dickens

Baby Toucher by D Money October 22, 2003

baby butt toucher 

Your friendly neighborhood pedophile

don't trick or treat at that house or the baby butt toucher might have a go at you

baby butt toucher by HeilDrMario June 21, 2014