Baby Bashing 

(verb) ~ The act of making love to a heavily pregnant woman. When the man's penis makes violent and repeated contact with the unborn baby.

"Sure, I'm 8 months pregnant, big deal, now get over here and give my baby a bashing!" (baby bashing)

Baby Bashing by The Demonstrator June 13, 2010

Baby Bashing 

to get a baby, put it in a box, kick the box until the baby is dead, lay it on a bed and take a photo of it face down, and then leave it until the baby regains strength and comes back to life and murders everyone in a 2 kilometre radius.

"Hey Bro, lets go baby bashing!"

Baby Bashing by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

Basting the Baby 

Having sex with a pregnant woman.

Chuck: I hear your wife is pregnant.
Bob: Yeah, its great, nothing like basting the baby.

Basting the Baby by Asher Hunter April 9, 2006

Bathing the baby 

Not bathing the baby is used when doing something to avoid the task at hand.

when having something to do such as homework, housework etc but you are avoiding it you would say "this is not bathing the baby"

Bathing the baby by ssssss89 October 25, 2011

Bathing a screaming baby

Putting herpes meds on your member

I had a flare up so bathing a screaming baby was my only option.

Bathing a screaming baby by SillyWillyVibes May 27, 2021