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Terry B Shuffle 

T B shuffle.

While taking a shit in a public restroom. Climb under to the next stall and lick the balls of the guy next to you while trying to grab one of his turds.
Last night while taking a shit a fag next to me tried to do a Terry B shuffle

B-Man Shuffle

A defensive tactic that can be employed in an intoxicated streetfight against multiple sober opponents. Your belt is removed and thrown away, and your pants are dropped completely to your ankles. You then waddle up to the fight like a penguin with fists raised in "fighting irish" position. No one wants to fight a drunk naked man, and a slow getaway follows.
Dude, how did we not get our asses kicked by those bouncers last night? Well we were outnumbered, but Connors pulled the ol' B-man shuffle and got us out alive.
B-Man Shuffle by Newfie Francis January 11, 2009

Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle

The art of bashing one’s bishop whilst using one’s knuckles as a clitoral stimulation.
He administered the Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle, and what followed is what can only be described as a monstrous frenzy of bum twitching orgasms. You’re welcome!

Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle

The art of bashing one’s bishop whilst using one’s knuckles as clitoral stimulation.
He administered the Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle, and what followed is what can only be described as a monstrous frenzy of bum twitching orgasms.. you’re welcome!

Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) 

The spectrum by which a girl's body is rated in comparison to her face, where butterface is an ugly face v a nice body and scuffin muffin is a nice face v an ugly body. A zero is optimal, denoting your body and face are roughly at the same attractiveness level.
Guy: "Ehh I'll give her a overall 7.5 on the hotness scale, but on the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) she's moderately leaning towards Scuffin Muffin."