Ass static

Farting, especially over the phone and/or holding up the phone to one's ass whilst farting

Dude, was that ass static, or just bad reception?

Ass static by ceremyjohen February 8, 2012

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ass station

Much like how a gas station is a place where you can get some gas, an ass station is a place where you can get some ass.

Bro, my girlfriend dumped me last night. What's the best ass station in town?

ass station by jacob carr June 20, 2020

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