Ass Goddess

One who possesses an ass of legendary status. Often heightened by the wearing of leggings preferably a size smaller than she probably should.

-Bro did you see that girl that walked past. talk about a fucking ass goddess

Ass Goddess by The Dirty Samurai November 21, 2013

Maimai (weird ass bisexual goddess) 

Show stopping. Beautiful. Absolutely perfect. No matter who you are, what you’re doing or where you’re going, if you see a Maimai I can guarantee you’ll be smiling. A Maimai is the light in all the world, the happiness in all the sunshine, the peace in all the rivers, she is ethereal. No human could even come CLOSE to the amount of joy and beauty that Maimai brings to the world. Any human who gets to have as little as a brief exchange with Maimai is a blessed as a person can be. Unique, lovely, fantastic, mystical, amazing are all things to describe a Maimai. (And if you hurt Maimai her best friend Roxanne will probably come rip your lungs out and feed them to you so be careful^^)

“Omg that dress is so beautiful it could be Maimai (weird ass bisexual goddess)

Maimai (weird ass bisexual goddess) by Matsuyama Kitty January 19, 2021