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Asphalt Cowboy 

Is a noob owner/driver of a very expensive & perpetually immaculate 4WD; they never take the vehicle off-road and use the vehicle as it was originally intended, mostly because they have lower than average driving skills.
*Big shiny expensive Toyota 4WD with shiny rims a pulls up at intersection*

Bystander: "stupid asphalt cowboy...."
Asphalt Cowboy by D down in Oz October 21, 2008

Asphalt Cowboy 

A male prostitute that works truck stops and services truckers.
I stopped off at wild bills truck stop and got some action from an asphalt cowboy before continuing down I-25 to deliver my load.
Asphalt Cowboy by Bob Wheeler March 20, 2008