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Knife. Combat-Knife. German: Boker. An Elite/Formal Modern-Era Fighting/Dagger Made in Germany. Hi-End/Functional. Design by C/Rex-Apple-Gate who Distilled his Life-Time of Shaolin/Chinese-Kung-Fu; into a Two-Week Course for US Special-Forces. A Weapon for Close-Combat Experts. Integrates Well into Any Para-Military or Covert/Op-Outfit and Kit. ALL Combative in Modern-Armies Rate this Knife/Dagger as Highly-Esteemed. Weighted-Heavy in the Handle. Balanced/Difficult to Sharpen at First which Allows for Complete-Control over Material/Degree of Angle and Resultant Staying/Resilience and Smoothness of Cut Once-Established.
That is um, like One of those Scary-Peoples Apple-Gate Knives on Your Chest Isn't It?
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christina applegate 

THE hottest girl to ever, ever, EVER! hit the earth. I mean...look at her! Do not disagree...if you do, look at her again.
Christina Applegate in:
"Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead"
"Anchorman"
christina applegate by G MacPhee September 7, 2006
So much corruption had entered into the Church that when it was found out they labeled it Applegate.
Applegate by Elijah Goose December 31, 2013

Applerated 

The large hype that is created when Apple releases a new product or software which is not as revolutionary as everyone thinks. The overrated Apple products that are released.
James: Hey, did you hear? The iPad came out! It's so cool eh?
Eriks: Dude, that's so applerated.
Applerated by CplMoran January 27, 2010
Guy: your an applegate
Applegate by __Dank__Meme__ February 25, 2018

London Applegate

She's that one chick who sticks to a guy once they're deeply in love. She's funny, smart, sexy, and she's one hell of a looker. If you ever find a London Applegate, make sure to hold her tight. She's the baddest bitch of them all, and no one could ever replace her. Never in their entire lives would they ever succeed. I have this crush on this girl named London and her last name is Applegate because she fucking loves apples. She's so awesome and funny...
London Applegate is the best woman to ever live in the entire world, no debates.
London Applegate by JesseB19 June 5, 2012

mrs.applegate 

Mrs.Applegate is a bitch who always gets kids in trouble for some reason and doesn’t know how to shave.No one likes her and everyone wants to drop out of her class
Mrs.Applegate got me in trouble for “destructing her property
mrs.applegate by TuMadre234 February 6, 2020