Antlenark 

The most horrifying creature you will ever see. It's vaguely humanoid, but its covered in fur and its face is hideously malformed. It has horrifyingly large purplish eyes and a long trunk like nose. It may visit you in the night so beware.

Dude I swear I saw the Antlenark last night!

Antlenark by GallifreyZero May 28, 2020

antisnark 

The opposite of snark, as when an apparently sarcastic comment suddenly seems completely reasonable.

Jimbo opined that Rick Perry was running for president just so he could yell "political witch hunt!" at his prosecutor on corruption charges. Suddenly, he realized they were all running for that reason. He had discovered the long sought antisnark.

antisnark by jimbo92107 August 9, 2015