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Angry Wench 

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The female response to the Anrgy Pirate..when a man is going down on a girl, she pulls her lips off his face, and nuts in his eye. Upon doing this, he will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point she kicks him in the shin. This poor guy, being jizz drenched and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
Yo, your brother was giving me such good head I had to give him the angry wench - last I saw him he was choking and saying something about being waterboarded!
Angry Wench by J & J TwinTards October 21, 2009
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The Angry Welch 

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When a male is in the heat of passion and punches the female right in the vagina.
That girl is scarred for life, John totally pulled The Angry Welch on her last night!
The Angry Welch by cbarew April 23, 2011
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Angry Welch (feminine) 

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When a woman is in the heat of passion and punches, kicks, elbows, head-butts, or back-hands a man right in the dick.
That misogynist got what he deserved; an Angry Welch (feminine) right to the balls.
Angry Welch (feminine) by Madame Lillian February 11, 2025
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