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confused as an american in a salad bar 

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.
He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

Salad Goes to America 

Salad Goes to America is a web comic in progress made by two kids with too much time on their hands. It was published on Ao3 and has a small following by 4 whole people (not including those who have read it or have been introduced by those original 4) ((the creators included))
“You haven’t read Salad Goes to America? Wow what is this, nazi Germany?”