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A beef jerky 

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
Hey grab a handful of that ground beef and give me a beef jerky.
A beef jerky by Chokiecat February 5, 2018
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Ranch with a side of beef jerky 

When a girl is starving for cum and dick and eats both
Damn I really want ranch with a side of beef jerky

beef jerky in a dress 

a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery
pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?

pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours