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A Hitchhiker 

(Noun) To anally fist a woman with one's thumb extended fully up, as if hitchhiking.*

*(The main difference between this and other 'definitions' of this term is that with a true 'Hitchhiker' the fist and upright thumb must be fully inserted. This is not a 'Shocker'.)
'Goddamn, dude, are you going to give me a hitchhiker or what? I can't get off on your weak-ass shockers.'
A Hitchhiker by Dr Bishop August 10, 2021
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a hitchhiker's tickle 

When you get a handjob in a car while ridding in the front seat from someone in the back seat.
While Geff was driving home last night, Caleb sat in the back seat and gave him a hitchhiker's tickle.
a hitchhiker's tickle by Geetar926 September 23, 2013

Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck 

To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride
Troy: “I lost my keys in the locker room, I had to hitchhike in a burrito truck”