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114th base

After receiving a prophecy from the oracle of Saint Höl, you must embark on lengthy quest to find the BFG’s left testicle. After retrieving the testicle, you must climb into the BFG’s urethra to return it to its home. After the return, you need to tickle the BFG from the inside to make him cream, pushing you out of his urethra. Afterwards you will be enlightened, spreading the gospel of the big friendly giant.
“What’s three plus four?”
“114th base”

“What”

Example 2:
“What would you do for a Klondike bar?”
Pretty much anything, but 114th base sounds like a stretch”
114th base by Saint Höl November 29, 2022
For all those people out there who keep typing in base numbers , there isn't anything past this.
Man 1: Dude i went to 10th base last night!

Man 2: Dude, wtf is that?

100th Base 

To gather 217 viagras, wash them all down at once using a gallon of titty residue suckled from Ukrainian prostitutes. And then run dick first through walls of buildings bringing each one to the ground until you reach lake Ontario where you have sex with a majestic mermaid non-stop for 8 days.
"I totally got to 100th Base the other day"

"JESUS CHRIST! How the hell did you have sex with a mermaid"
100th Base by Antoxx January 26, 2009
This is just second base in binary. Nothing to be proud of but makes the beeks feel better.
nerd - "I got to 10th base last night"
dude - "Holly shit what is that"
nerd - "I felt up Holly's tits"
dude - "loser, everyone's done that"
10th Base by -GunnerX December 18, 2008

100th base 

To have sexual intercourse with an entire zoo, the zoo keepers, the vistors, tourists and even the local wildlife that isnt part of the zoo.
Guy 1:"I scored 100th base when I fucked a giraffe,
elephant, zebra,llama, anaconda, gorilla, flamingo, lion, stick insect, panda, rhino, tiger, twenty zoo keepers and 500 random strangers!

Guy 2:...Get out.
10th base is simple. It comes after 9th base, which is anal sex whilst strangling the person, so therefore 10th base is simply death. However, You have the option to have sex with the dead body or just leave it.
"Hey mate, u won't believe it but I finally got there..10th base action last night"

"Omg, trevor, I was joking. You just killed someone"

"Shit"