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[APP]roached

after excessively routine
&/or prolonged App Use
or, "APProaching"
*In which, the App User
is left feeling SUCh an
incredible amount of
exhaustion & fatigue
that they LitteRaLLy
FeeL the Need to
physically & mentally
{Distance} >ThemSeLveS>
from the phone, computer, or device
that they are using to

"APProach" on/with.
I am feeling COMPLETELY

APProached and I need a Break.!
[APP]roached by BlakeSke January 23, 2019
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The White Wizard Approaches

A phrase regarding the nearing of a great session of smokin some good ol' chronic with your buds; meant to build excitement and prepare ones mind for a magical journey through mystical and surreal situations ultimately resulting in making one's day spectacular. A play off "Chronicles of Narnia" meant to be said with a British accent.
*With a British accent* "The White Wizard Approaches, his magical touch sending one through time and space, placing them in a realm beyond belief filled with joy and relaxation"

Approachers 

1. The Zombie like people who refuse social distancing in public areas.
2. Self important Assholes that encourage others into Antisocial Nearing.
3. Any scumbag that purposely touches or licks something to frighten someone during a pandemic.
I went in to get some jelly but those Approachers were everywhere, I'll go back later!
Approachers by James Fallon May 4, 2020

le approache 

Previously you failed, work doesn't stop. To continue progress complete tasks you were going to do.
Fun! Obviously distracted now brain wanna cooperate. Learn you circled back eventually by reminding yourself of the bad experience on accident: casual balance found.
to try a new **le approache**.
le approache by cerx February 27, 2024