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I should be doing my homework right now 

When you're literally on youtube or urban dictionary submitting definitions when you should probably start writing your essay due in three hours.
You thinking to yourself: Man, I've been using my precious minutes playing 2048 and snake though such has never seemed as interesting when I wasn't supposed to be doing homework. Gosh Fesfhck, I should be doing my homework right now. AAAAAÁAÆhhhhahaaaaaaahhhhhh.

English Homework 

A synonym used to covertly refer to marijuana.
Hey, lets study our "english homework" on the way to school, therefore providing for a deeper class experience

Safety Homework 

When for some reason, you're not supposed to be going on the computer (because you're grounded, because it's midnight, etc) you either
A) pull up an old report you wrote on the computer or
B) write a paragraph on whatever class your "homework" is in, then copy and paste it over and over. Chances are, your parent isn't going to READ the paragraph, maybe just a sentence to know you're on track.

Then, you can do whatever without having to do anything.
I wrote a completely fake paragraph on Civil Rights for my Safety Homework while talking on MSN. Worked like a charm.

english homework 

oral sex between women a lot of times while the receiver is doing something unrelated
hey babe can i come over and eat you out while you do english homework

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement) 

A metric shit-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your bitch-ass homework took you to complete. One metric shit-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.
I'm typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric shit-ton of homework.

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

kill me now i have so much homework 

a saying which one says under great amount of homework or project related stress
"kill me now i have so much homework" jeff said, just before he commit suicide because of the massive amount of homework his teachers gave him that day