Military wipe 

When a person of service goes #2 and only uses one sheet of paper to wipe by wrapping the single piece of paper around their index finger and inserts the finger into their anus and wiping with a circular movement.

I only had one piece of TP left So i had to " military wipe"!

Military wipe by NoGameOBMC October 19, 2016

Nigerian Wipe 

The simple act of wiping your anus using your right hands forefingers to wipe the shit then rinse the shit off your fingers using your bathroom sink. Repeat until anus is fully clean.

I had no toilet paper left, who the fuck would use their socks? I ussed the Nigerian Wipe.

Nigerian Wipe by KeenanMcAuley November 20, 2016

Hate Wipe 

When you wipe after pooping, and your finger breaks through the toilet paper into your butthole.

Yesterday I accidentally hate wiped myself at my parents house.

Hate Wipe by Snipedog22 January 3, 2017

Single wiper 

When you pinch off a fat log and it only takes one wipe to clean up.

Friend: Dude that was a quick trip to the bathroom.

Me: yeah it was a single wiper.

Single wiper by Angry Steve January 10, 2017

one-wipe wonder 

the rare occasion when you take a shit and only have to wipe once

Friend: well you weren't in there for long
Me: it was a one-wipe wonder

one-wipe wonder by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 18, 2017

Washington Wiper

The washington wiper is an act of sexual delicacy. It involves ejaculating into your partners eyes then using your half chub/flacid fuck stick to wipe the mess out

I gave Tori the good ole Washington Wiper.
After lexi gave me the Washington wiper I had to go get a Post birth abortion

Washington Wiper by Jack Raman June 5, 2017

Wayward Wipe 

The accidental spreading of poop on your butt when wiping and not getting it fully removed.

Husband: I pooped but I think I had a wayward wipe because it still smells back there.
Wife: What is wrong with you?!?!

Wayward Wipe by Urban humor July 30, 2017