simplidiocy 

The act of being simple minded and idiotic at the same time.

I can't stand those with Simplidiocy.
This must be an act of Simplidiocy.

simplidiocy by Whore-able_&_Adorable January 28, 2018

simple ho 

As popularized by stand up heroine Ali Wong, a “simple ho”, not to be confused with “basic bitch”, is a choice whereas the latter is a inevitability.

A simple ho undertakes this submissive role in order to avoid any hard work or responsibility, fully understanding that nothing will he expected of them, because this is the ideal life.

E.G. “Ali, take out the trash and deposit these checks!”
Ali: “I am just a simple hoooo, I cannot be expected to know how to deposit checks!”

Vs. a basic bitch

Girls taking yoga selfies at the Auschwitz memorial center balancing a pumpkin spice latte on her ass.

*Crowd: “look at that basic bitch. Poor girl, she clearly can’t help it.”

simple ho by Jeb Chim November 16, 2018

simple dimple pop it squish

A 9 year old who wants to be the kid with “the fidgets” and then all you say is “SIMPOLE DIMPOLE POP ITT SQUSHHH” LIKE NO BARBRA

Ok so I have pop it’s and simple dimples also I made a song “SIMPLE DIMPLE POP IT SQUISH” I’m so amazing

simple dimple pop it squish by Broomrat <3 February 17, 2022

i'll make it very simple and clear 

when you copy and paste a review

man captain marvel sure is getting a lot of "i'll make it very simple and clear "

i'll make it very simple and clear by Whycantiusethishandle? March 9, 2019

Simplexity 

Referring to an idea, or concept that appears to be simple to understand, yet is very complex in it's true description.

The simplexity of the universe would reveal much more than the eye could ever see.

Simplexity by Wayne Siegmund November 10, 2008

simpleswine 

A yahoo troll, often cynical towards Liberals, libtards,and libturds. offended by fake vets, unpatriotic fools, and has been often suggested as a write-in candidate for President. Is pro-2nd Amendment, believes abortion is wrong, but that it IS the womans choice, does not believe in Fed funding, feels it should be a State issue. Loves to "out" fake vets and terror sympathizers.

simpleswine for President

simpleswine by jon hiddle August 25, 2006

Simpleton 

noun: A person who lacks the capacity to think beyond simple thoughts, and masks his ignorance by reciting information he heard on CNBC's Mad Money with Jim Cramer. Often times, a simpleton will call another person a simpleton for no apparent reason other than to call that person a simpleton.

Synonym: Jose Lopez

Person A: "I don't think the iWatch will be a guaranteed best seller."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."

Simpleton by Splusm March 1, 2015