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California Middle Class 

A state of living where despite both of the parents making 6 figure salaries, they are just barely able to afford to live in the one story bungalow of a house because it costs $900,000 for no reason.

Usually when it comes to the family it self:
The daughter is a moody brat
The son is a wannabe gangster

The mom wears way too much makeup

And the dad is an idiot
"You're middle class right?"
"Kind of.... I'm upper middle class.... like, California Middle class you could say"

I grew up in a middle class family 

Kamala’s favorite response to an important question without actually providing anything of value to the conversation.
“Vice president Harris, many people say that you openly denigrated the Republicans on multiple occasions.”
“Well look, firstly I grew up in a middle class family”

fart in the middle of class 

Student 1: Did you fart in the middle of class?

Student 2: Shut up, I’m doing work

Middle School Latin Class 

A class that nobody took seriously, caused depression, everybody cried at least once in, and one with lots of lecturing on "why we don't look like we care about the given material." We don't care. You also probably used the Minimus or Cambridge Course Latin books if you went to private school

Health Class at East middle 

A place where someone searches for names in the urban dictionary

Stop doing this please
That girl needs to stop searching names in Health class at East middle

Muddle Class 

1. A new name for the American middle class as people try to survive the current economic crisis by "muddling through" with less money and less security.
2. The growing spirit of economic fatalism in mainstream America.
Everyone on our street is struggling to pay the bills. We're the new Muddle Class!
Muddle Class by Peter Kobs April 1, 2009