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To mess about, to waste time on needless activities, largely resulting in a commendable achievment of fuck all. Often causing lateness. Also called "fannying about" by the more conservative of you. Females specialise in fannying, hence the term "fanny". However there are famous males such as George Bush who bear the hallmarks of fannying. The Iraq war being one of George Bush's most famous incidents of fannying about.
1. "I'm sorry, but to me foreplay is just beating around the bush. It's too much fannying about for my liking."
2."Oi, Ieaun, no fannying this time, we meet at twelve! Not a quarter to one or in another life as insects who only live for a day! Which you'd spend fannying!"
fannying by No Name Johnny September 22, 2005

fanlings 

A fan or group of fans dwelling in the deepest, darkest corners of the internet, coming out only to fixate over a particular person or thing in forums or comments, often times being obsessive and whiny; usually never older than 14, unless medication or a lack there-of for psychosis is involved.
Don't comment on any of the Kingdom Hearts videos to dis a character because you WILL get into a flame war with one of that character's fanlings.
fanlings by Axel_Obcessed July 2, 2009

Fanging the mango 

I walked in and there she was, just laying on her bed fanging the mango

funning on the real 

I am not qualified to define this term, and you are not qualified to understand it.
Her refined mockery of the socio-psycho underpinnings of society stood as an exemplar of what funning on the real is all about.
funning on the real by Nayest June 22, 2008

Funninglingus 

I was at my friend's kid's party the other day and the clown and I went into the den and he gave me some funninglingus.
Funninglingus by Miss_Hernandez December 16, 2009

Sarah Fennings 

To be seen live on webcam and recorded completely nude by your daughters current teen boyfriend.
Hollys mom got Sarah Fennings'ed and is now posted all over the internet. I heard her boyfriend didnt come out of his room for a week straight just jerking off...
Sarah Fennings by anonymous December 20, 2018