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extended adolescence

This refers to the prolonged life stage between teenager and adult, that Millennials born 1990 or after has always been experiencing. This life stage is mainly caused by the generational inability for anyone born 1990 or after to become full-grown adult (e.g. due to the inability to afford moving out from parents' house, or due to the inability to afford starting a family), which works pretty much in the similar way to the New Zealand generational ban on smoking for anyone born 2008 or after.
With all the financial pressures on Millennials, extended adolescence has become the norm; it's hard to feel like an adult when you're still living at your parents' house, unable to start your own family, and not done with figuring things out yet!
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We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty 

A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail
"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"

Your car’s extended warranty 

The thing that you should have received something in the mail about.
Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”

NNN-extended 

It is NNN, but extended to December 14. Even though it is technically not during November, when you round it off, it could still be in November.
Congrats, you accomplished NNN, time to do NNN-extended!
NNN-extended by srgmng January 17, 2021

is in your extended network 

the sentence the myspace "mood boxes" used to say b4 they did anything.
Luckybucket is in your extended network.

Car's Extended Warranty 

Some stupid line used by scammers and that Indian guy on the phone
We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten response, we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file. Press 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty, press 1 to speak with a warranty specialist.

HVAC Extended Warranty 

The king of offering HVAC Extended Warranty is Dustin Lawrence
HVAC Extended Warranty by HVACXpert February 17, 2025