banana crinkle 

a painful throbbing bruise. can be anywhere on your body. abnormally colored. all shapes and sizes

She went snowboarding for the first time and came home with many banana crinkles.

banana crinkle by keystone colorado! November 1, 2009

Condom Crinkle 

The sound a wrapped condom makes in your pocket when you move. The "crinkle" sound can sometimes be embarrassing, since you might think people around you know you are "carrying".

Dude, I was leaving the house to go meet my girl, and I almost got busted by my mom, I had condom crinkle.

Condom Crinkle by MadMikey May 16, 2013

Chris Crinkle 

Chris Crinkle (Noun)
And inflatable Santa Clause lawn or roof onament that is partially or completely deflated.

Thanks to the neighbor kid's bb gun I am now the proud owner of Chris Crinkle.

Chris Crinkle by coctopus January 8, 2007

mint crinkle 

When a guy puts mint toothpaste on his boner, and brushes someone's teeth with it.

After eating that poppy seed bagel, I had to give her a mint crinkle to get cleaned up.

mint crinkle by banjosteve November 30, 2009

Body Crinkle 

A body builder's brownie texture looking skin

Woah.. that dude has a lot of upper body crinkle!

Body Crinkle by Nugget buddy March 13, 2017

iowa crinkle hole

Shoving a whole corn cob up an anus.

Hey Brian, I totally Iowa Crinkle Holed your mom last night.

iowa crinkle hole by Handlebar Jim December 9, 2020

single till I crinkle 

(phrase) unwillingly single until you become too old to be a viable option

I’ll be “single till I crinkle.”

single till I crinkle by yourmommadoes March 6, 2020