Camera Aftermath

(N)- the event about 2-5 days after a huge party, when you notice you have new pictures on your camera or camera-phone and call over your best friends from the party to go over and realize what actually happened at the party. This review of photos can tell phenomanlly hilarious stories of what you or your friends have actually done at the party.

1: 'Power-Hour at three? I can tell that the camera aftermath of this house party will be a great time.'

2: After looking at their camera's pictures from Jill's Memorial Day party, there were tears, there were laughs, and they realized Jill had been 'dirty russian-ed' in front of everyone.

by DlemonC May 31, 2010

camera control

The practice of safe-guarding oneself from the public humiliation that comes from the release of compromising photos. Normally used like "damage control."

Steve: "Do you remember what Jane did to Clint at that party last week? I totally got that on video, but I left my phone on the couch. When I got it back, the video was gone."

Mark: "Yeah, I don't know how she does it, but she's got great camera control. Nothing gets up with her in it."

by ShurikenJoe October 18, 2011

Camera bukkake

The act of multiple male photographers surrounding and photographing a single subject.

Did you see the epic camera bukkake just as the condor took flight?

by haelio September 7, 2013

Camera Shutter

Slang for butt hole or anus. Usually starts out tight but opens wide once pounded. The end result is resemblance of a camera shutter.

When she bends over naked, her camera shutter takes a pic of me. Dude go wash your camera shutter, you stink.

by Blanco 2.0 January 5, 2014

camera strapping

when a lauryn choked a katie with a camera strap in 7th grade

camera strapping is the best

by Lauren Nutsack January 26, 2017

camera trick

Verb. when you point your selfie-mode phone camera toward someone’s face and take a candid photo of their face before they can react.

That motherfucker just camera tricked me so good.

Yeah I got her with the camera trick and she don’t talk to me no more.

by Bronklanta January 31, 2018

Camera Starer

An influencer that stares at the camera. Like, seriously... That's all they do.

Jacob Sartorius got famous from being a Camera Starer!

Paris Hilton was the OG Camera Starer.

M: "Kristen Hancher uploaded a TikTok today and it was so cool!"

Y: "Oh what did she do?"
M: "She stared at the camera!"
Y: "So she's just a Camera Starer?"
M: "Ya... BUT IT WAS AMAZING!"

by poopispoopispoopispoop May 6, 2019