sputtering bagpipe 

When your female or male partner is giving you fellatio on the bed at a 90 degree angle and his/her arm pushes on your stomach so much that you flatulate.

I found a girl on tinder and she turned me into a sputtering bagpipe, on a Tuesday afternoon.

sputtering bagpipe by Shutteringbagpipe April 29, 2023

Scottish Bagpipe 

When your companion sits in a chair and you stand behind him/her a little off and proceed to have sex with their lubricated armpit.

Me and Gina got wasted last Saturday and we went back to my place where I gave her a Scottish Bagpipe

Scottish Bagpipe by Streder May 23, 2008

The angry Snoring bagpipe 

Also known as a french bulldog. This term is used because the dog is stored under your arm and snores continuously.

... your the angry snoring bagpipe

The angry Snoring bagpipe by Gatchabitch March 9, 2021