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tech snaglet 

"Tech Snaglet" is a neologism, created by Mark Pahulje, popularized by Metadata Consulting (metadataconsulting.ca), and is defined as “a quote or paraphrase usually intent on informing or solving a technical problem”.
Hey Bob, i just found out how to take a screen shot on my phone. Check out this "tech snaglet", I am sharing with you. Synonymous with tech tip.
tech snaglet by Markbecause October 6, 2016
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tech shaming 

When you shame someone for having too many electronics. Much like slut shaming but for tech
"Wow Matt, why do you have so many wireless headphones and laptops?"
"Fuck Mariana, stop tech shaming me"
tech shaming by techbrooo December 9, 2016

tech star 

A founder or co founder of a internet centered company with a large valuation and stock equity that makes most of its revenue from freemium features intended to "trap" the consumer data for later resale or other products.
Wow, that tech star got rich on that big new app everyone's talking about.
tech star by vintagesafari July 8, 2018

Tech sounds

An MC (mic man) from TRINIDAD ... one of the greatest to be exact. Also known as Aka Shell Dong Boss.. He also dj's for some of trinidads greatest parties.
We outside for GoDey3 with techsounds
Tech sounds : Inna yuh !!!!
Tech sounds by PaRtyAnimal2.0 October 13, 2018

Tech-support 

A tech-support is often a company in india who try to scam you
microsoft tech-support, how may i help you?
hi i need help with my pc, my porn wont open
Tech-support by your local thot November 5, 2018

Tech Sexual 

One identifies as a Computer or another object using tech.
One Sexual loves tech
Hey mom Im Tech Sexual
Tech Sexual by MyFriendsAreUgly February 27, 2019

tech school kid 

greasy ass mf who sells drugs and will never get anywhere in life. hasn’t taken a shower in couple years and probably never will. like to act very hood. put gay shit on their snap stories for instance: “fuck fake friends nicotine has always been loyal to me 😔😔😭❗️🖤”. love to vape and make the bathrooms at school smell like shit.
kid: yo look at that tech school kid
kid 2: he isn’t going anywhere in life
tech school kid by crihwaltin77 October 27, 2019