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Ranky Panky

Using one's business/social rank as a vehicle for aggressive uninvited seduction. Replete with rewards and penalties for compliance or non-compliance. An extreme example would be: “Doing the maid.” Exploiting people sexually thru seniority.

Ranky Panky is also a form of sexual exploitation -or- using sex as a tool to advance oneself in an organization.

2.Thru Ranky Panky she/he was able to climb the corporate ladder quicker than others more qualified.

Derived from Hanky Panky

The CEO engages in Ranky Panky.
Ranky Panky by Michael Greenberg September 3, 2008

skanky-panky

Hanky-panky between two or more skanks.
Frank and two of them strippers headed back in the alley way for a wild night of some skanky-panky!
skanky-panky by cheyeguy July 9, 2011

Janky Panky 

Hanky Panky that is NO GOOD or No bueno...!
I tried to get some lovin but all I got was some Janky Panky!

Hanky Panky 

A handjob given by the non-dominant hand.
It was pretty good but he went for the hanky panky so it was kinda weird.
Hanky Panky by loiterer October 29, 2020

Cranky panky 

Referring to an inflamed and/or extremely painful pancreas, such as in people (or animals, esp dogs) with any degree of pancreatitis or disease of the pancreas (acute, recurrent acute, chronic, hereditary, autoimmune type 1&2, pancreatic cancer, sphincter of Oddi disorder (SOD), small/large duct disease, pseudocysts, etc.).
When pancreatitis flares, it feels like my cranky panky is going to explode through my sternum it's so painful and swollen!

After eating any kind of food, her cranky panky acts up, making her instantly regret that meal!

He cannot recline back in a chair to watch the big game, as that position causes him to have a cranky panky. He has to sit up straight or lay on his belly or sides instead.
Cranky panky by LindaLooWho April 19, 2021

Hanky-Panky 

Hanky-Panky is a good boy
Hanky-Panky by cowboyhats4lyfe June 27, 2021