Lanky Spot 

A Really big spot that looks all purple and skank and might burst at any point, may look like an extra head

Look she has a Lanky Spot on her chin

Lanky Spot by Juzzy Weeks February 4, 2005

lanky noodle 

Luke hemmings q member of 5 seconds of summer

Girl: I searched lanky noodle on google and luke from 5sos came up

lanky noodle by GhostOfMichael July 16, 2018

lanky kong 

Lanky Kong was one of the main playable characters in Donkey Kong 64, where HE was one of the four Kongs captured and later rescued throughout the game.

After a 8-year absence, HE makes a return in the series in Donkey Kong Barrel Blast, where Lanky was a unlockable character in the game. It's about fucking time!

lanky kong HAS NO EYES WITH WHICH TO SEE
lanky kong's EVERY WAKING MOMENT IS MISERY
lanky kong HAS NO MOUTH AND HE WANTS TO SCREAM
lanky kong ONLY WISHES IT WERE ALL A DREAM
NOW lanky kong WANTS FOR YOU TO SHARE HIS ANGUISH
ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS WILL BE VANQUISHED.

lanky kong by chainswordcs August 23, 2020

lanky lad 

Longest legs in the world, skin and bones. Usually named Sam or any name with 3 to 4 letters in it. Smart can’t sing or dance, bad at relationships, tries to be funny but isn’t and always seems like he might be gay...

Wow he’s such a lanky lad that’s kinda cute. You know lanky lads are bad in relationships right ?

lanky lad by Yoshi69 November 19, 2019

Lanky Kong 

The coolest Kong
Lanky is canonically dead according to the Donkey Kong country manga

He has no style, he’s really cool, this Kong is gonna watch you Juul - Lanky Kong is always watching

Lanky Kong by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020

Lanky dance 

This is possibly the most amusing activity a human could hope to observe. It is known to be performed by only one living person who may be refered to as codename "bowman". There are, unfortunatly, no documented videos of this pious ritual. "Bowman" is known to dwell somewhere in the Northeastern United States, and attracts a conglomerate of social and religeous groups including gypsies, circus folk, mormons, and just the average, everyday person looking for a memorable expirience.

Lucky Bastard:"Hey i just shook the hand of someone who's cousin has seen the lanky dance"

Envious Individual:"Oh my Goodness! May i please shake the hand that shook the hand of someone who's cousin saw the lanky dance?!"

Lanky dance by Believer April 6, 2007

Lanky's 

A fast food restaraunt located in Grand Marais, Manitoba, Lanky's is home to the massive 24" hot dog. It is also famous for home made fries, awesome hamburgers, and great ice cream selection. The staff is local, so there is a lot of personality to the place.

I work at Lanky's. It is the best -- WAY better than the place next door ;)

Lanky's by Seif_K May 22, 2006