moral kombat 

The art of "kombat" in moralities. It's basically just arguing like a mother fo. Normally ending with someone so "owned" that their final responce will be filled with so much being of owned that they will blurp out some bs.

DUDE YOU SUCK
Yea, but for a dude to suck who has a girlfriend is technically and blatently gay and for 1 such as yourself to think of such a think you make yourself seem gay. So why don't you go suck off your brother?
UH.. FUCK YOU!!!
I'm owning you in moral kombat you realize?

moral kombat by ADMRems August 8, 2006

Better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack

A term used to describe various forms of entertainment, either in the positive or the negative.

"Man this movie really sucks."
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"

~or~

"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"

Better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack by Re-wired Writer November 10, 2008

Mortal kombat 4 

The FUNNEST mortal kombat ever. A great fighting system with sick combos. Alot of noobs dont like it because they get thier ass handed to them by Quan chi

Retard: mortal kombat 4 sucked

MK pro: Mk4 pwns all

Retard: Mk2 pwns all!!

Mk pro laughs at the retard because he knows he cant play a real fighting game

Mortal kombat 4 by ImmortalFlesh April 21, 2009

Mortal Kombat 

Cursed video "game" that was created by the devil to trick our youth into sinning.

"Wow, that really was a Mortal Kombat".

Mortal Kombat by basicbadger May 11, 2021

mortal kombat retard edition 

a battle that involves mentally handicaped fighters

kenny and philup had a mortal kombat retard edition battle

mortal kombat retard edition by debby zebby July 8, 2010

Mortol KOmbat 

One of the games that make murder enjoybele

Mortol KOmbat -Shang Tsung

Mortol KOmbat by YEREYEre666 February 25, 2019

Mortal kombat 

When you superglue a sleeping persons hand to your Penis and then slap them in the face to wake them up. their struggle to remove their hand ends up in ejaculation, just before which you shout 'finish him'

Guy 1 - Dude, I gave my step sis the Mortal kombat. She was not impressed. . . .

Guy 2 - what did she say?

Guy 1 'how did you get in here'

Guy 2 - where was she?

Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .

Mortal kombat by MRFEZ August 7, 2019