When your banging your chick so hard for so long that you develope a cramp and while trying to shake it off you accidentally hit her spot causing her to yell "Oh yeah right there."
An Amish porn star is a male who is Amish and is a porn star. The kinky bit is that the Amish porn star shoves a phone up their ass, and then, in the middle of the video the phone rings. And everyone's all like "WHAT THE FUCK." And I know, I am a TERRIBLE person.
1. I wonder who the fuck was calling that Amish porn star...
2. MAYBE it was your MOM asking for some kinky bondage with the Amish porn star.
3. You're absolutely right, I think it was my mom. That WHORE.
When you go to hygienic extremes with your private areas like a porn star would in preparation for sex. For example getting fully waxed, having laser hair removal treatments or having a colonic performed.