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Accidental porn star move

When your banging your chick so hard for so long that you develope a cramp and while trying to shake it off you accidentally hit her spot causing her to yell "Oh yeah right there."
guy #1 last night I got a charlie horse and totally

pulled an accidental porn star move on my chick.

guy #2 That's cool.

guy#1 No it aint. I have no idea what I did.

Alpha porn star 

the main porn star in your list of favorite porn stars: sort of like a bottom bitch
Ken: Who's your favorite porn star?

Devin: Daisy Marie, she's my alpha porn star! XD
Alpha porn star by DevilRouge July 26, 2012

amish porn star 

An Amish porn star is a male who is Amish and is a porn star. The kinky bit is that the Amish porn star shoves a phone up their ass, and then, in the middle of the video the phone rings. And everyone's all like "WHAT THE FUCK." And I know, I am a TERRIBLE person.
1. I wonder who the fuck was calling that Amish porn star...
2. MAYBE it was your MOM asking for some kinky bondage with the Amish porn star.
3. You're absolutely right, I think it was my mom. That WHORE.

Mental porn Star 

Someone you've chosen to star in your own personal mental porn whether s/he is an actual porn star or just the cubicle dweller next to you.
I had chosen the hottie bar tender giving out free jello shots as my new mental porn star. I was having a series of fantastic scorgasms
Mental porn Star by Sky20051965 March 13, 2009

That's so porn star of you! 

When you go to hygienic extremes with your private areas like a porn star would in preparation for sex. For example getting fully waxed, having laser hair removal treatments or having a colonic performed.
I'm getting a colonic today.

Oh wow! That's so porn star of you!

Word porn star 

A person who is amazing at crafting words and anecdotes. I am coining this term especially for my friend Dave.
Word porn star by troubleroo April 22, 2016