Light Tuesday 

To molest or fondle an alien crotch.

Man, Susie really gave Lord Xenu a sweet Light Tuesday. He blew his scorb gelatin all over her.

Light Tuesday by unknown artist February 12, 2008

Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today 

if you can't afford it (whatever 'it' may be) now, why even get that shit? Originally a catch phrase from Wimpy on that ol' skool shit: Popeye the Sailor Man

Hey bro, spot me twenty on this sack?
Fuck you man! Why pay tuesday for...

Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today by MrSubterranean January 28, 2007

Touch tit tuesday 

Every second Tuesday you get to touch the others sex breasts

Can’t wait till touch tit Tuesday cause I wanna touch some tits

Touch tit tuesday by Pusydestroyer69 October 1, 2019

Holy Testicle Tuesday 

Epithet/curse, originally said in Mandarin Chinese, as part of a Firefly episode. Basically, an expression of admiration or horror, depending on context . In Chinese 神聖的睾丸, roughly said "Shun-SHENG duh gao-WAHN"

Upon walking into a room full of vintage arts and crafts:

Steve: Are these all yours?
Joan: Yep. Collection started with my grandmother, we just kept adding to it
Steve: Holy Testicle Tuesday!
Joan: Thanks!

Holy Testicle Tuesday by Selric February 24, 2015

special ruby tuesday 

when your banging a pig in the butt and fingering her at the same time, you have to step on her head and simutaniously give her a fish hook.

Dude i was slamming this pig and nothing seemed to phase her, so i pulled the special ruby tuesday on her. Shes been calling ever sense!

special ruby tuesday by thetechman June 10, 2011

Boozeday Tuesday 

1. The day in which it is customary to binge drink natty light and play monster games of beirut in Rachel and Steve's apartment.

2. The day in which Hansen thinks it would be more fun to do something else.

1. "Moira carried me to bed after I passed out on the floor on Boozeday Tuesday"

2. "We need to get a keg! Its Boozeday Tuesday wooooohoooo

Boozeday Tuesday by Stan "Hurls" Curley August 20, 2008

Mailbox Tuesday 

The second tuesday of every month, when one indulges in a mass amount of cannabis smokage.

Joey: Hey man its the second tuesday of the month!

DJ: Mailbox Tuesday! lets smoke a ton more weed than usual.

Mailbox Tuesday by MBTjustin April 21, 2010