wonky eye

one eye that looks totally different from the other, especially in photographs of celebutards.

"in every picture i've ever seen of paris hilton, it looks like her wonky eye is trying to eat her face."

wonky eye by westweird ho December 6, 2006

Wonky Jive 

Connecting with friends while on drugs. Everyone is on the same wavelength and building upon everyone's energy and ideas.

Saturday night at darling reunion we were doing the wonky jive; roaming around building off words and rhymes while singing songs and being high.

Wonky Jive by ktrose August 8, 2012

wonky-dong 

The epitome of cool and/or extreme.

"Kim Jong-un's fashion sense is wonky-dong."

wonky-dong by dontcallmeash June 27, 2014

Wonky Edge 

The oposite of straight edge.

"dude im straight edge"
"oh really, well uh im wonky edge"

Wonky Edge by GlamTrash December 28, 2009

Wonky donkey 

When an erection or semi-erection is pointing to the left or right, and is visible through clothing.

I went round to see him the other day, but didn't realize he had company....he answered the door with a wonky donkey

Wonky donkey by crude but true September 20, 2010

wonky slush

another word for lean; sprite with cough syrup

jeff- “we should make some wonky slush” 😏

wonky slush by alibuz January 11, 2021

wonky shoes 

wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.

Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”

Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”

Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)

wonky shoes by glittergunfairy May 5, 2022