the green ninja
the green ninja by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023
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Gandalf the green
Gandalf the green is a term used for a marijuana dealer that messages you notifying you that he has just got weed if you are looking for it when all other dealers have failed you.
Guy 1: "You get sorted?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, all my guys are sacked, you?"
Guy 1: "What do we do now?"
Guy 2: " We go home, you fool!"
Guy 2: "Oh... Wait"
Txt message: "I am Gandalf the green, and I can get you sorted now... at the turn of the tide."
Guy 2: "Nah man, all my guys are sacked, you?"
Guy 1: "What do we do now?"
Guy 2: " We go home, you fool!"
Guy 2: "Oh... Wait"
Txt message: "I am Gandalf the green, and I can get you sorted now... at the turn of the tide."
Gandalf the green by Santabae January 26, 2017
Hit the green
The act of taking a puff of a pipe, a wax pen, a bong, a rig or any weed related product that'll make you high
Dude 1 : Hey dude wanna go hit the green
Dude 2 : Yeah dude, been craving some of that devil lettuce you bring here dude
Dude 3 : Duuuuude
Dude 4 : Yahh Dude
Dude 2 : Yeah dude, been craving some of that devil lettuce you bring here dude
Dude 3 : Duuuuude
Dude 4 : Yahh Dude
Hit the green by Soockamasook April 24, 2021
down the green pipe
A metaphor for taking a daring and risky route when attempting to solve a problem. This is associated with the phrase from the video game Super Mario Bros. where the titular characters went down the green pipe to reach secret coins and warp to other parts of the game.
down the green pipe by The Ferocious Whomper January 5, 2023
THE GREEN MILE
The romantic act taken between a couple where the male eats 6 unripened bananas and begins to crap on the females chest, he then proceeds to crab his way down her body from the chest to the waist
THE GREEN MILE by the real dovakin November 7, 2016
The Greensboro Dragon
The Greensboro Dragon is a dragon (might actually be a drake has not yet been verified) outside of Greensboro it currently resides much closer to the Greensboro area. This dragon has actually ate roughly 12 cats although some strays may not be accounted for. This is an abnormality as dragons typically slumber during the colder weather but may have had its home caved in from a recent snowfall.
It appears to be 4 feet tall and 10 feet long with a wingspan of 12 feet. It's breed is unknown
It appears to be 4 feet tall and 10 feet long with a wingspan of 12 feet. It's breed is unknown
The Greensboro Dragon by himang December 17, 2018
The Green Goblin
Recipe:
Step 1:
Ejaculate your steaming hot load into the female/male/animals anus.
Step 2:
Pour absinthe into the previously mentioned orifice.
Step 3:
Plug up the anus and grab the human/animal, shake well.
(optional, stir with dick).
Step 4:
Pour out drink when ready.
Step 5:
(optional)
Serve with chicken and rice.
Step 1:
Ejaculate your steaming hot load into the female/male/animals anus.
Step 2:
Pour absinthe into the previously mentioned orifice.
Step 3:
Plug up the anus and grab the human/animal, shake well.
(optional, stir with dick).
Step 4:
Pour out drink when ready.
Step 5:
(optional)
Serve with chicken and rice.
SEB: "hey, who's your fav marvel villain?"
Beth: "The Green Goblin"
Seb: "Oh shit, I did that to you last night, remember? "
Beth: "What?!?!?"
Seb: "What.."
Beth: "The Green Goblin"
Seb: "Oh shit, I did that to you last night, remember? "
Beth: "What?!?!?"
Seb: "What.."
The Green Goblin by Pen savaloy November 1, 2018