snowbirding

Snowbirding is when a male sneaks up on a sleeping female, opens her left eye and ejaculates inside of it. After this, the male opens the right eyelid and spits in it, before punshing her, forcing the cum through her eyelids, down her nasal passage, up into the lungs, before it is excreted via her mouth.

History: This word was Unveiled after reading the history of Lord Byron II court appeal, after being accused of sexually molesting his wife.

"Yo hommie I went snowbirding last night, and I think that your mother left a present on your carpet."

snowbirding by Miss Kosberg December 31, 2004

snorboarding 

the person on the slopes that is half asleep causing at least himself or herself to fall.

Did you see the old guy snorboarding he almost took out that one kid.

snorboarding by felkers law March 9, 2009