beat as shit 

someone/something so beat its like shit

that car is beat as shit

isaac and nick are beat as shit

beat as shit by domemaster6969 October 12, 2009

cold as shit 

an expression; a very low temperature as compared to the teperature of a dog turd on a cold day. Usually measured on the vaginal:testical ratio temperature scale.

Holy fuck, it's cold as shit out there today! Man, quit being a pussy.

cold as shit by Emperor Zeek January 8, 2014

annoying as shit 

Annoying, as in, annoying. As, as in, as. Shit, as in, poop.

This shit is annoying as shit. Shiiiiit.

annoying as shit by Sassyphrass May 16, 2017

Cool as Shit 

The baddest mother fuckers around, currently reigning over the college hippy town of Bellingham, WA. Too legit to quit. Keep an ear out in your hometown for a chance to party with the crew that started it all.

Julia fuck you, you're not cool as shit.

Cool as Shit by gavamatazz December 13, 2010

Sexy as shit 

Someone so sexy you almost shit yourself.

Mary is sexy as shit!

Sexy as shit by Blake17 November 5, 2007

dumb as shit 

So incredibly idiotic that i have to compare it to an inanimate object, like feces.

"Why is six afraid of seven?"
"cuz seven eight nine."
that was dumb as shit.

dumb as shit by Jnance October 10, 2003

laggy as shit 

While you're in a videochat and someone becomes really laggy, meaning falling behind in movement, or progress. They are so laggy that the other person can not interpret what the person they are videochatting with are saying, and may not even be able to see them. It's fucking annoying as shit. You may feel the urge to kick someone in the nuts.

Justin said, "Bro, you're laggy as shit I can't see you at all what the fuck. I'm leaving this videochat."

laggy as shit by Sir Idontgiveafuck April 7, 2011