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King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard 

Best band of all time
Person 1: Hey do you listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard?
Person 2: Yes I do infact listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Both: *Instantly Fuck*
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King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard 

Really cool Australian rock band that has already put out 9 full length albums since 2012
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is a great band for anyone interested in some contemporary rock

Harry Potter and the fucking wizard

The sequel to Mario Bro’s the first ever video game
Did you know that the second Mario brothers wasn’t even actually Mario 2? Yeah! It was actually a Japanese game called “Harry Potter and the fucking wizard

tickling the pink wizard

A slang term that means to make love.
Mom: Son, let's talk about the birds and the bees.

Son: Oh, you mean tickling the pink wizard?

the grand wizard of the kkk 

John is the grand wizard of the kkk.

The White Wizzard 

As a man is climaxing from a blow job, he promptly removes his penis and cums in the womans eye while screaming "Expelliarmus!!" with great conviction. This is ill advised to men with a substancial load as serious injury has plagued this majestic and selfless gesture throughout the ages.
I love Harry Potter so much i show'd my girl The White Wizzard

Komak the homeless wizzard 

a person who belives that they have great powers due to insanity from living on the streets and eating rats for too long.
Don't go near that guy. he is Komak the homeless wizzard.