man the deck 

A die hard collective of men that locally seek out the best food establishments for minimal money. This follows the following day with commentary of the bowel movements. Through an invite only exclusive what's app group they share their thoughts and opinions on the world without fear that someone will be offended.

Poor attendance has risked past members being temporary removed, however some are oblivious to their postings being hilarious, subsequently they are reinstated for being idiotic, even though their attendance to the food evenings is poor and with no reason.

Man the deck
What deck?

The poop deck

Delayed reaction all, stuck in a shit storm here... mtd discussions resumed..

Mtd. Meaning man the deck

man the deck by The man of the deck March 11, 2017

Mopping the Deck 

Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up

Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good

Mopping the Deck by SocksScandals March 15, 2019

turn of the decade 

when a decade starts, and another one comes to an end.

Related to "turn of the century"

At the turn of the decade, the 2010s came to an end and the 2020s lay ahead, open for the revival of the culture of the 1920s.

turn of the decade by Put you are Name here January 13, 2020

stack the deck

to invite more of the opposite sex to any function, parties, events, or gatherings thereby increasing the odds that you and your friends are guaranteed a good time

hey, I was able to "stack the deck" for the boat party this weekend!!

stack the deck by harder johnson June 12, 2018

bbq on the deck 

I conspicuous way for someone to say this: when one uses ones penis to have sexual intercourse on another's boobs.

Would you like to come over and BBq on the deck?

bbq on the deck by legit2014 September 15, 2016

hump the deck 

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.

Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*

hump the deck by Duuur November 9, 2008

swabbing the deck

the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.

i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck

swabbing the deck by D nasty July 24, 2006