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elastic heart 

When it comes to that special someone I have a elastic heart.
elastic heart by Leansy January 5, 2016

dack elastic 

Meaning the elastic in a pair of pants (shorts, trackpants etc).
My dack elastic needs fixing. (elastic may become streched and loose over a period of time or over use).
dack elastic by NewSensation July 29, 2006

elastic man 

A.K.A. Stevan Milosevich
well known to be able to have triple jointed fingers
stevan you really are the elastic man.
elastic man by JB clown November 4, 2003

Elastic Sisters 

Noun. The name of a group of women who have had sex with a common man.

The female equivalent of Eskimo Brothers.
Suzie: "You had sex with John? Me too!"

Mary: "Elastic Sisters!"
Elastic Sisters by TallZack July 29, 2011

elastic asshole hascle 

an extremely gay,chicken bucket headed,sperm burglaring,ass muncher.
The Elastic Asshole Hascle loves to play the rusty trumbone while pluging his asshole with living animals.
elastic asshole hascle by mini may February 6, 2004

elastic vagina 

A vagina that can be abused in any way shape or form then shrinks back up when you are done with it
The female was still tight after 12 dudes thanks to her elastic vagina!