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A name for someone who is usually short and fat. He watches hentai with his free time and wanks plentifully
Try not to name your son Dillon.
Dillon by GeraldWade January 27, 2019
A man with exceptionally low standards. He will bone anyone and anything that you put in front of him, with little to no disregard for himself or others. He almost certainly has herpes and has no Raad.
girl: "I'm super horny but also incredibly ugly."
Raad:" That is correct, I wouldn't fuck you, but I'm sure Dillon would."

Dillon:"does, she have a vagina? I'm kidding, it doesn't matter! here's my address: 44 School St, New Germany, NS B0R 1E0, Canada"
Dillon by miquib October 15, 2019
A specific type of towel, used in predominantly Polish neighborhoods.
"I don't understand. I was told there would be a dillon here for me to wipe my face with, but instead, there is not a dillon. By dillon I mean towel."
Dillon by Carson Roblerts April 22, 2009
(adj)
A word used to describe some one who is self-centered, anal-retentive, and thinks they know everything. This person would usualy be nice to someone one second, then turn around and talk shit behind your back. They may also choose to treat you like shit in front of other people to get self recognition. They take pride in lyng and deceiving and will never accompish anything in life.
"What a fuckin Dillon!"
Dillon by anonymous420334 January 17, 2009
A really weird and overall just an annoying person. He is the type of person to back out of important events cause hes too scared of Knowledge, Strength and integrity of situations and can't live up to what he said he would do. He causes many L's to take place in many days of his life, almost every day, a new L pops up for this man. He was little to no friends, and when women are around him they get turned off faster than people watching a BJ scene on the hub.
"Look, over there, it's Dillon. I bet he's taken a big L today."
Dillon by Meowdude January 5, 2023
He is one of the most amazing guys you could ever have. He makes you feel like you are the only girl in the world when you are with him. You'll want to spend the rest of your life with him because you feel so much love for him. :)
My boyfriend is such a Dillon and I love him so much!!
Dillon by rolltidebubbayeet March 25, 2017