His milk chocolate skin is loved by everyone. His purple lips will caress your vaginal lips until his tongue rips it open. His dick is so long that the girls can't it like when they watch the fault in our stars. Keep your eyes on yo bitch cuz chandler is cumin. His nose is covered in that cocaine and will get more. He will get you to buy him more so he can get Horney enough to penetrate you through the roof. He will pop your water even if your not pregnant. He will make you deep throat him like you do to dat beer at a party.

DDDAAAMMMNNNN this chandler is fuckin all the girls

Chandler by tubini November 8, 2014

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Chandler

Usually a tall blonde and handsome percussionist with the attitude of a black woman. Hailing from the ghettos of Candy Land, his hobbies may include getting down with his bad self, romping and fishing. Among his interests are searching for land mines, taking pictures of fire hydrants, and exposing himself to strangers. Chandlers are most famous for creating and incorperating the term Bendered into the American language. His most common nickname is C-town. He is also familiarized as skinnylicious. His favorite place in the world is Bernadette and he usually has a thing for Lexie.

Boy, that Chandler has a way with the colored women!

Chandler by Team Mongoose April 28, 2012

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Chandler

Noun: Very nice blonde girl that likes to get on her knees.
Verb: To get to a base with said girl.

Wow. She was just so horny that i chandlered it to third base.

Chandler by detitdoit December 9, 2008

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