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Mr. Cardenas 

Mr. Cardenas is foo who talks non stop like a fucken machine. He don’t even know how to teach. He looks like a pinche lagartija because like he all skinny and then u just see he fucken little ass stomach popping out.
Mr. Cardenas talk like a machine.
Mr. Cardenas by Incognito bb daddy January 29, 2020

Mr. Cardenas 

He is a big ass bitch that always says that u give him attitude. He don’t even know how to teach a shit. He always be talking like a motherfucken ass machine. And he has a thick ass too.
Mr. Cardenas is thickkkkk.
Mr. Cardenas by Lil.pussy293 January 29, 2020
Caroded means messed up. Or ugly. Or old.
Carrie those shoes are caroded!
Damn gurl his teeth are caroded!
caroded by Lula Maye May 18, 2004

cardestrian 

a car traveling the speed limit in a racing game. at a relative speed of -120 mph, these are more out of place in a videogame highway than a drunk pedestrian asleep in a real life crosswalk
burnout 3 would be so much easier if it weren't for the fuckin' cardestrians
cardestrian by koobz2142 January 18, 2011
Adjective.

To be exceedingly slow, in the manner of a horse pulling a heavily-laden cart.
Steve: "Jon isn't very fast."

Tom: "He's carted mate."
Carted by jon88 March 23, 2009
Cardens are from ghetto bloodlines. Any girl in the Carden family is one everyone loves but is prone to be a hit with the lads, taking advantage of her looks and outgoing personality. Despite this, can normally be trusted with anything..a loyal cocktease for sure.

Male Carden's are equally enticing; normally an allrounder, a male Carden will have the annoying 'i know everything' flare, will attract 'it' girls and often get pretty lucky.

Generally lovely people.
I know everything LOL jk I'm not a Carden
Carden by eldnih101010 November 3, 2010