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Abe lincoln was a good president 

something you say when you want to imply that someone is being racist.
guy#1: hey jim look at that black guy eating at kfc

guy#2:well Abe lincoln was a good president

Abe Lincoln in a dress 

when shrek gets on to donkey
Did you see Abe Lincoln in a dress???

Abe Lincoln’d 

When getting head at the movie theater, right before you cum, you spin the girl or guy around and you cum on the back or their head and immediately run out of the theater.
Bro I cant believe you Abe Lincoln’d Jackie at the Moana movie!
Abe Lincoln’d by Dominoflowers January 12, 2021

The Abe Lincoln 

The Abe Lincoln is to shave your pubes and put them in a bag. Then keep the bag and, after ejaculating on a girls face, pour the bag on her face instantly giving her a beard.
Dude I just gave that bitch the Abe Lincoln

Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln 

Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters
When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.

JFK to Abe Lincoln 

When a fight of sorts goes from long distance to up close and personal.

1.) When a gun fight goes from long range to up close and personal.
2.) When an argument goes from shouting across a long distance to up close and personal.
Jacob: *Checks rifle scope* The scope is broken!
Adam: This is about to go from JFK to Abe Lincoln.