When getting head at the movie theater, right before you cum, you spin the girl or guy around and you cum on the back or their head and immediately run out of the theater.
The Abe Lincoln is to shave your pubes and put them in a bag. Then keep the bag and, after ejaculating on a girls face, pour the bag on her face instantly giving her a beard.
Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters
When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.
When a fight of sorts goes from long distance to up close and personal.
1.) When a gunfight goes from long range to up close and personal.
2.) When an argument goes from shouting across a long distance to up close and personal.
Jacob: *Checks rifle scope* The scope is broken!
Adam: This is about to go from JFK to Abe Lincoln.