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the mum whisperer 

when u are fucking a girl, usually in the reverse cowboy position, u grab her shoulders and hold her tight to your body, then whisper in here ear 'your mum was much better' then enjoy as she tries to struggle and get off you whilst u hold her firmly on your dick, i would use caution when using this tequnique as some would call it rape.
hey dave i gave my bird the mum whisperer last night
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The Vagina Whisperer 

1. a person able to talk themselves into any girls pants

2. lesbian
Max: Dude, I have been trying to get into this girls pants for like hours.
Kevin: Dude, you need The Vagina Whisperer tutorial. He will teach you how to get into any chicks pants.

Jake: What's up with that hot chick over there? I have been sending drinks over and haven't even gotten a 'thank you'.
Rob: Your an idiot! She is The Vagina Whisperer.
Jake: The what?
Rob: The Vagina Whisperer, she only talks to vaginas. She is a lesbian.

The cooch whisperer 

A person that walks dogs and whispers to the vagina of the owner simultaneously.
Legend states that there is a guy named Gabe AKA The Cooch Whisperer. The Cooch Whisperer speaks to the pups and the la pus-pus at the same time.

“The whisperer liberated my vagina without me even knowing it. It was amazing”
The cooch whisperer by Barguy1 April 8, 2019

The Vagina Whisperer 

I hangout with The Vagina Whisperer, I had so many orgazms that I am getting wet just thinking about it.
The Vagina Whisperer by The V.W. December 10, 2021

The Monkey Whisperer 

A Man who sells Monkeys to celebreties. Specifically Chris Brown and potentially maybe even Justin Bieber's Family Friend.
"“The Monkey Whisperer,” pleaded guilty to five criminal counts, including a charge of conspiracy to commit wildlife trafficking for selling a capuchin monkey to the singer in 2017." - Billboard.com
The Monkey Whisperer by Tuba1221 October 23, 2022

Whisper the cheese 

The act of a male attempting to speak in a soft voice to his genitalia. Many grow their cheese ( mature it ) to have a more indulgent experience. If you desire to whisper your cheese It is strongly advised that you do not do it in front of anybody else wether it be male, female or other as they may think you are mentally insane talking to your penis.
You: (Whispered voice) Hello there Mr.Penis, I see you have lots of cheesy friends with you!

( You have now begun to whisper the cheese )

Penis: Nothing as it is a penis.

You: The song instructed me to talk to you...

( F For You by Disclosure )

Penis: No reply as it is a penis.
Whisper the cheese by Geoff45 January 9, 2014

Whisper the wolf 

Some bitch who just appeared out of nowhere and during the events of sonic forces tried to look fucking edgy by attacking eggman's robot sex toys from the shadows.

She never wants anything to do with most people because her group of fake-ass power ranger wannabes died from being fucking raped by shadow sex toys and it's all because of squidward.
Silver: have you heard about the guardian angel? Whisper the wolf !?

Sonic: shut your simp ass up you just want some coochie.