Greedy Fucks

The type of people to sue a place for minor mistakes for LARGE sums of cash. What ends up happening is they get filthfy rich while the business suffers and is forced to cut employees.

Injury victim 1, 2, 3, 4...: We will sue the casino for no stopping the shooting!

Casino: we can‘t afford that! We‘ll be forced to cut employees! Be reasonable!

Judge: You owe them 756million euros.

Casino: Greedy Fucks! Hundreds will be out of work and go homeless because of you!

Greedy Fucks by McConplaint May 21, 2019

Greedy Bass 

Basically just a way to call someone or your friend a greedy bastard. That's it. You can also say "Lucky Bass" for people who are extremely lucky. This is different from Creeper's Luck since it's only for one person and not a comparison of two people.

"Okay, so I'm gonna need this much money in order to return the deposit."
"Mmm, no. Give me more."
"Okay."
"More."
"What do you mean more, I can't give any more money."
"I said more!"
"Wow, you're a Greedy Bass, aren'tcha?."

Greedy Bass by RDTurcios August 6, 2021

greedy gower 

Refers to CEO of Emerita Resources David Gower who reallocated a land package owned by shareholders, dropped it for free, and gave it to another company run by his son-in-law. Selfishly doing so for his and his family's own gain at the expense of shareholders.

'Don't trust that management team, they're a bunch of greedy gowers just out to award themselves large bonuses'

greedy gower by Kevin De December 16, 2022

greedy bastard 

The man that thinks the responsibility of taking care of his wife and children is not his problem. Even though he has a good paying job and his wife has a terminal illness.

I asked my husband for gas money and money for our childrens doctor appointment but all he did was fight with me. He's such a greedy bastard!

greedy bastard by beveann February 29, 2012

Greedy Little Weed Hog 

One who tries to deceive his friends into allowing him to take another hit, an incredibly selfish stoner, one who invents new "rules" that allow him to take two hits in a row, an evil Ganja consuming critter that craves and needs THC in order to survive

John: "Oh my God dude you are such a Greedy little weed hog!"
Will: "No man its totally my turn because that last hit didn't count because i was on the phone"
John: "Whatever dude you're still a greedy little weed hog!"

Greedy Little Weed Hog by SicEm March 28, 2009

Greedy Gower 

A term used to describe a company insider that has enriched themselves at the expense of shareholders. Often, it is done through crafty lawyers and legal work to try to insulate themselves from being caught, or to create credible excuses upon further investigation. Can be used to label company insiders committing embezzlement, fraud, or violating their fiduciary responsibilities. Originated in reference to the CEO of junior mining company Emerita Resources who 'gifted' himself a land package for free at the expense of all other shareholders.

How come the CEO ended up with shares in that new spinoff that the company dropped for no compensation to existing shareholders? What a greedy gower!

That CEO is being a greedy gower by paying himself such a high salary given the stocks poor performance

No wonder he/she doesn't want to make any public appearances and is only reading from scripted statements - he/she is a greedy gower and knows people are pissed!

Greedy Gower by Kevin De September 21, 2022

Greedy Squirrel 

When a woman takes both of a man's testicles into her mouth and fills her opposing cheeks with each of them. As a squirrel would do.

With my testicles filling her mouth so well she looked just like a little Greedy Squirrel.

Greedy Squirrel by The Loneliest Nacho December 18, 2007