Confidence Poo

A near perfect game in the toilet arena. A confidence poo is where one is so confident that the poo they have just created does not even need a single wipe with toilet paper that one simply stands up and pulls their pants back on.

a: "Man that was a quick toilet trip, I thought you said you went number 2?"
b: "Yeah, of late i've had great consistency and so I was certain I didnt have to wipe. I just pulled my pants up and walked right out of there"
a: "Oh wow was that your first confidence poo?"

Confidence Poo by qwerty29 March 12, 2014

confidence interval 

(STATISTICS) a range of values for which you are x percent confident contains the correct answer. Answers to a statistical question which are ranged from the lowest likely value to the highest; answers outside of this range are highly unlikely.

Presupposes that you are estimating a value based on sample data, and the sample data has a genuinely random variance.

Usually the confidence interval is for a 95% confidence, meaning there is only a 5% probability that the true value is OUTSIDE the interval.

ANNA: I've been driving your car for about a month.

JAMES: And what you think is the MPG?

ANNA: It's probably about 25 MPG, with a 95% confidence interval of 19.5 to 32 MPG.

JAMES: Holy cow! Any Prussians in your family tree?

confidence interval by Abu Yahya April 23, 2010

confidence boost 

Confidence boost is when a really shy person gets really confident and doesn't care about any consequences of any actions, it always lasts for a day or two. Later the person regrets it.

Jill - Didn't Joe use to be the quietest kid in school? Why is he suddenly so confident now?
Dan - I think he got a confidence boost
Jill - Oh....This better end well

confidence boost by The biggest Grammar Nazi December 12, 2015

Confidence overflow 

Girls who think they all that but really aren't.

Someone thinking highly of his/her self....

Under confidence overflow

Confidence overflow by MissSarcastic January 10, 2014

Confidence overflow 

Girls who think they all that but really aren't.

Someone thinking highly of his/her self....

Under confidence overflow

Confidence overflow by MissSarcastic January 10, 2014

Confidence Waffle 

A person who stumbles to defeat due to their lack of confidence.

John was such a confidence waffle at the bar, he didn't talk to anyone.

Confidence Waffle by Random22222 June 2, 2017

confidence shot 

When you need to boost your confidence for any reason, so you take a few shots of your alcohol of preference. Get yourself into that good, happy feeling.

He just told me he took a few confidence shots backstage. No way he'd have the balls to sing in front of this many people otherwise.

I want to go talk to that girl over there but I don't know what to say. Dude just take a few confidence and you'll be fine.

confidence shot by cannorris April 25, 2017