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Bowling ball with your name on it 

A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.

From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".
You got her a toolbox for her birthday?!? Kinda a bowling ball with your name on it.
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Bowling Ball Food Catch 

A game you can play by dropping a bowling ball on a food tray launching the food in the air and someone catches the food in their mouth before it hits the ground.
Boy 1: Do you Want to play Bowling Ball Food Catch?
Boy 2: yeah I'm down.

You be epic bowling ball

This meme makes less sense that your life.
Someone: "You be epic bowling ball"
Someone else: "Hey"

Canadian Bowling Ball

When you stick your pointer and middle finger in a girl's pussy and your thumb in her ass and try to throw her like a bowling ball.
Man, me and my girl tried the Canadian bowling ball last night and now I have two broken fingers.
Canadian Bowling Ball by anonymous January 10, 2019

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball 

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny
you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

Red-headed bowling ball 

This occurs when a male inserts a a thumb into the vaginal cavity (also known as the "lucy") while sticking the index and middle finger in her anus.

It resembles a male using the woman's ass as a bowling ball. It is known to be popular with horny redheaded women in the North Carolina area.
Damn, I bowled a strike wtih that chick from Raleigh. She loves getting the red-headed bowling ball.

The Bowling Ball

The Bowling Ball has been used for many years in sexual foreplay.. You middle finger and ring finger on the hand you would use a Bowling Ball..

Take those 2 fingers and stick it into a girls pussy..then you take your thumb and stick it in her ass.. Go a full on 2 in the pink and 1 in the stinnk.
Man I went all out on my bitch lastnight..2 in da pink..1 in da stink..powwwwww the bowling ball.