Based Retard Gang

Based Retard Gang, also known as BRG (stylized as 𝔅ℜ𝔊) is an internet sensation popularized by a certain style of video and audio clips on social medias such as TikTok and Instagram. Many members of this group have claimed that “BRG saved my life.” Based Retard Gang believes that they have a higher understanding of life and the world around them. BRG promotes self love and love for everyone around them. Many musical artist have realesed music made to fit the BRG feel such as BRG LuvBug, Lil Clearpill, BLUEBUNNY, and twinflamegirl. BRG is confirmed to be allied with Shadow Wizard Money Gang.

“Based Retard Gang is my life”
“BRG saved me”

Based Retard Gang by mjag August 5, 2023

John Basedow 

A fitness guru whom pioneered the "Fitness Made Simple" plan, for simple people. He is seen in many infomercials promoting this plan which involves weight lifting at a heart-pumping, cardio pace without "tricky dance moves" or "high impact gyrations." He never aged past 23. He is also insanely ripped, and could kick Chuck Norris's ass.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.

Human 1: "Hey did you see John Basedow in that lady's fridge?"
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."

Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."

John Basedow by tito puente August 30, 2006

Based Lifter

A Based Lifter is a beast lifter who is also Based and Epic. The CEO of Based Lifters is Logan Rees He's the most based person ever and an absolute Animal in the gym.

That is so based!!! He is a Based Lifter!! FUAHHHH!!!

Based Lifter by Based Lifter!!! April 22, 2021

Well Basted 

To have one's vagina or anus sufficiently moistened and/or lubricated prior to any form of sexual intercourse.

Darlene only allowed Frank to penetrate her anal sphincter when it was well basted with some KY jelly. Otherwise, the old brown eye was off limits.

Well Basted by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

101% based 

A title bestowed on someone who is 21% based, 20% cringe, 20% gigachad, 20% omegalul, and 20% poggers. The only known person to have achieved this level of based and survived is twitch streamer Josh Strife Hayes, a creator of high quality second monitor content.

You watch twitch streamers with your spare time? That's pretty cringe. Oh, it's Josh Strife Hayes? Oh wow nevermind, you're 101% based!

101% based by Snerfee June 24, 2022

Holy Based 

When something is so unfathomably Based, it becomes gospel.

It is a common occurrence for netizens who read something based to such a degree to automatically respond with "HOLY BASED". Notably, the concept of 'Holy Based' and the response, "HOLY BASED" are different, but do still remain causally related.

Commentor 1: *makes a racist comment*
Commentor 2: "Wow, Looks like we have an edgelord here... etc. etc. *typical uncontrollable redditor moral gibberish response*

Commentor 1: *makes another racist comment*
Commentor 3: "HOLY BASED"

Holy Based by WeakestKYSEnjoyer June 26, 2023

based balls 

Based balls were basically the first name for crack during it's intial years, circa 85-88. Crack first appeared on the streets of NYC in about 1985, although freebase was smoked prior to that, the addition of baking soda created a whole new monster. Based balls was what the "Wild Cowboys" gang called their first batch of potent crack to hit the street in large numbers.
The Wild Cowboys were a notorious gang based mainly in Washington Heights, Manhattan and parts of the South Bronx. Based balls were sold at many spots throughout both The Heights and in the Bronx. they usually came in large, cooked up rocks in vials sold for $20 and up. The reason they choose the name was because they resembled tinier sized baseballs
Crack known as "Based Balls" was strictly a New York Ccity term, known mostly in Washington Heights. Although crack spread to all of the boroughs, and nationwide, based balls was a name used solely by the infamous Cowboys to solidify their reign as crack kings of the 80's and early 90's.

Based Balls were first sold at 174th and Audubon where the Wild cowboys ruled the streets.

based balls by Lenny Sepulveda November 13, 2006