writer biter 

somebody that takes older artist(for example BIG). lyrics. The rapper will then act as if he wrote them. If tha older rappers name is in tha song the rapper who took tha lyrics wuld change the name to their name, and pretend lyke they didnt know it.

"Jay-z took parts of B.I.G. lyrics, and changed tha tempo of tha songs. hes a writer biter"

writer biter by LiTtLe Re and LeXi August 5, 2006

Writer's wank 

Akin to writer's block except that writer' wank is the opposite problem: an overabundance of inspiration. The term wank in this context describes when a fiction writer uses their narrative to promote their own beliefs, even when it is inappropriate and well outside the scope of the story. The implication behind the term is that the author is merely committing self-gratification without regard as to how it will affect the plot.

Some genres of fiction that are especially susceptible to this are science fiction, romance, and alternate history. While all writers are encouraged to imbue their work with a strong underlying message, projects that fall victim to a wank attack are notorious for yielding one-dimensional, cliched, and heavily biased material that readers with differing opinions will have difficulty enjoying.

Hey, check out this New York Times Bestseller. It's about how socialism saves Europe from brink of World War II and then successfully defeats those mouth-breathing Yanks when they come looking for oil. Neat-o! Although I think $6.99 is a little pricey to let some frustrated socilogy professor writer's wank all over me.

Writer's wank by Spin me a real yarn! April 6, 2006

Writer's Food 

The food, snacks or drinks writers consume during their peaks of writing skills. This is often crackers and cheese, coffee and Kraft Dinner.

It can often result in malnutrition and is usually the result of not wanting to leave the laptop at risk of losing face.

"You look so skinny Jenny."
"I know I've been consuming only Writer's Food."

Writer's Food by Write,Wrote,Right September 26, 2009

Writer's Cock 

When a piece of writing is sooo good it gives you a boner, erection, chubby, woody, etc.

I was writing my auto-biography, it was so good it gave me writer's cock!

Writer's Cock by danthebananaman October 23, 2010

Writer's Lump 

The annoying lump left handed people get on the right of their left middle finger after writing too much.

Righty: Hey, what's that weird lump on your finger?
Lefty: Oh, that's just my writer's lump.

Writer's Lump by mischaa June 21, 2009

Writer's Block 

An imaginary non-existant concept designed to help writers feel less guilty when they lack the mental capacity to write well for a certain time period. The real reason for this temporary lack of creativity is usually one of the following: distraction, health problems, lack of focus, laziness, or sometimes just the basic idea of writer's block can scare a writer into actually getting it.

Friend: Dude, your eyes are red, your hair is messy, the vain in your neck is throbbing and youve got that nervous twitch again!

Writer: I had writer's block! i was up all night trying to finish the chapter/script/copy but im just not able to do it! Whats going on with me??!!!!!

Writer's Block by ghj December 29, 2007

writer's blog 

a blogger who can't think of anything to say.

Two days and no posts. You've got writer's blog, dude.

writer's blog by laslowe February 26, 2008