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A Sergio is a regular type of cake you eat when you have a very bad day. This cake must be eaten with the dead arm of your girlfriend.
-Antonio, your sister is dead!

-Cool! Now I can eat a Sergio.

(At these example, Antonio was his girlfriend's boyfriend )
Sergio by Paco Candela August 8, 2020
A satanic puppet who eats babies and enjoys the dulcet sounds of Tito Puente.

Also enjoys making love to dogs, cats, birds.
Sergio by Zoë Lightning September 8, 2009
A guy who likes to have sex with multiple girls and can't get enough. Big built guy who can pull chicks (especially the older women) and takes them home and fucks them in many different odd ways and tends to lie to every single one of them
I'm going out with a sergio
Sergio by Devpep February 4, 2017
Sergio has some big ass teeth- Salvador,2019
Sergio by ThanosRaisin September 23, 2019
sergio, a term who is used on bodø, in norway..
mostly a guy who cares, he think he is better then u..
guy1: u r such a noob!
guy2: (he's not saying anything)(he ignores you)
guy1: u r such a sergio!
sergio by marchfeit June 11, 2006
It saves time when you need to say these phrases all the time.

Don't be silly, Sergio! = Don't be Sergio!

That's SO stupid, Sergio! = That's so Sergio!