raptor jesus
Just as jesus was the savior of man raptor jesus did the same for his dinosaur bretheren. See also denver the last dinosaur.
raptor jesus by Drew Mcleod June 4, 2005
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raptor typing
The act of using two fingers for typing as an alternative to 'pecking' at the keyboard (using one finger at a time). The name comes from your hands looking like raptor claws why you type. People who raptor type generally never learned to touch type and converted after being made fun of for 'pecking' at the keyboard.
"What? You can't touch type? So you peck?"
"No man I raptor type, RAWR!"
"Raptor typing is so much faster than pecking plus it sounds so much cooler."
"No man I raptor type, RAWR!"
"Raptor typing is so much faster than pecking plus it sounds so much cooler."
raptor typing by tehqin October 20, 2009
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Raptor Walk
Upon waking up with an erection, the act of walking either to the bathroom or laundry room slightly hunched over in order to conceal your erection from your parents or room mates.
Hey Liam, this morning I woke up with a fat boner and had to raptor walk past my parents in the the family room.
Raptor Walk by BigHair94 September 6, 2011
Raptor Cut
when youre taking a shit soo big that you have to cut it with your asshole to get it all in the toilet
Raptor Cut by Raptormaster October 2, 2009
raptor grass
Long, ill-cared for grass where a person finds themselves at greater risk of being picked off by prehistoric predators. Although dinosaurs are technically extinct, it's a confirmed fact in nature that tall grass is more likely to conceal Cretaceous killers than lawn that is mowed once a month.
#1: "Dude, stay out of that raptor grass, you're going to get bit by a snake." #2: "Holy shit when was the last time you cut the grass? It looks like the Land Before Time out here."
raptor grass by shaaaaaaaaaaane February 7, 2013