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dirty newfie 

The sexual act of having a Cod fish (preferably frozen) inserted into your partners anus, then removing said Cod and slapping it across their face. Bonus points if there is fecal matter left on their face.
My boyfriend gave me a dirty newfie last night and now I think I have pink eye... from the fecal matter in the eye.
dirty newfie by Salñic October 15, 2017

goofie newfie 

a person residing outside of Newfoundland who mistakes newfoundlanders for being goofie, or stupid in some way

WERE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE!
goofie newfie

Nathan, you're a GN!
NO IM NOT!
goofie newfie by SILLYFINLAY March 13, 2011

Italian Newfie 

An Italian that originates from Sicily and lives in Canada. They are called Newfies because in Canada people from New Foundland (Newfies) come from an island, and are hard to understand. Sicilian immigrants living in Canada are called Italian Newfies because their accent and Dialect of Italian is hard to understand. Also they come from an island in Italy.
i can't understand that fucking newfie speaking. The only thing harder to understand is a fucking Italian Newfie speaking.
Italian Newfie by V131RA.9 August 19, 2008

Surf Newfie

An Australian fisherman that shares many common cultural traits of Canadian Newfoundlanders
“Lord t’underin’ by’s, dat Surf Newfie can drink me mudder under the table
A nicer version of "newfag" used on some SFW sites, notably canv.as.
Wow, OP is such a newfriend.
newfriend by Can.on May 12, 2011
An extremely underrated and unknown Broadway musical that deserves much more recognition than it ever got. Based off the 1992 Disney film of the same name, which was in turn based off the real life Newsboys' Strike of 1899. Won Tonys for Best Score and Best Choreography. Initially performed at the Papermill Playhouse in 2012 after adaptations to the script by Harvey Fierstein, lyrics by Jack Feldman and score by Alan Menken, moved to Broadway featuring Jeremy Jordan and Jack Kelly, Andrew Keenan-Bolger and Crutchie and Ben Fannkhauser as Davey, along with Kara Lindsay as Katherine. Initial run was supposed to be 12 weeks at the Nederlander Theatre, extended to one year and eventually named open ended by Disney, until closing on August 24, 2014. Closing cast featured Corey Cott as Jack, Andy Richardson as Crutchie and Ben Fankhauser as Davey, as well as Liana Hunt as Katherine. The production was sent on tour for 2015 around the US, featuring Dan Deluca as Jack, Zachary Sayle as Crutchie and Jacob Kemp as Davey, along with Stephanie Styles as Katherine. A high energy show with amazing dancing and attractive, flexible newsboys hawking headlines across the stage. Many words have come out of the fandom, including Fansie and Toursies, the words for fans of the show or movie and the touring cast.
We saw Newsies on closing night and drowned in our tears at Corey's "Santa Fe" and Andy saying "I love you" to his family in ASL.