Manitoba Punch 

The Manitoba Punch is the friendly, northern cousin of the infamous Shocker. While the Shocker employs the index, middle finger and little finger, the Manitoba Punch uses just the thumb and little finger. The remaining three fingers are closed and apply a gentle “taint punch” to a willing participant.

Chris really surprised me on our trip to Phoenix when he gave me the ol’ Manitoba Punch!

Manitoba Punch by Sassy McButtercheese May 5, 2009

Manitoba Mantooth 

When someone shows their massive penis through acts like washing a plate, or doing laundry.

Man, Kyle Really is a Manitoba mantooth for taking out the garbage. He must have a 13 inch penis!!

Manitoba Mantooth by Danny DeVito for president November 4, 2019

Manitoba Motor-boat 

When one gives another a rim job, but lubes it with maple syrup.

She gave me the old Manitoba Motor-boat.

Manitoba Motor-boat by Mister Bulldops March 29, 2022

manitoba backwash 

The little shit particles that fly out of you toilet onto the wall after flushing. More common after a full night of drinking Hand sanitizer and Rez wine.

I told my cousin to scrub his Manitoba backwash off the wall.

manitoba backwash by Donytellanyone April 23, 2022

Manitoba Smith 

A personality of Mike from TDROTI
A treasure hunter who speaks in an Australian accent

Manitoba Smith: G'day sheila

Manitoba Smith by TELL ME WHO JOE IS July 26, 2023

Manitoba Milk Bag

Similar to a Chicago Mustache, the woman on the bottom wears a snow suit with cut outs on her breasts. She first shits on the man’s face while he eats her ass, giving him a mustache, then lactates on said mustache giving a “milk mustache”.

“Robin gave Kev a Manitoba Milk Bag last weekend on the frozen lake, eh”

Manitoba Milk Bag by TenseChicken1008 February 23, 2026

The Manitoba Maple 

When you are fucking a chick from behind against a maple tree then you tap the tree and maple syrup runs down her face

I was camping with Laura, we had some drinks, next thing I know we were in the woods and I was giving her The Manitoba Maple

The Manitoba Maple by DERPFACE666 April 1, 2020